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Re: The Dishwasher and the Jerkhole

Chris Ames — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 10:21:50 -0000

Happy to... oblige?

Re: The Dishwasher and the Jerkhole

Katiebod — Tue, 18 Nov 2008 10:04:36 -0000

This is one of the best posts on marriage I have ever read and your @#$% letter to the girls made me tear up a little. Dadgum it, Chris.

Re: The Dishwasher and the Jerkhole

http://wendyschewonthis.blogsp — Thu, 25 Sep 2008 08:23:07 -0000

I am terrible about apologizing. Most days I'd rather put a stick in my eye. Thanks for the reminder, though. I have learned it is best to do as quickly as possible.

Re: The Dishwasher and the Jerkhole

Chris F. — Tue, 09 Sep 2008 12:53:37 -0000

Maybe this blog should be retitled as "Women who can't be bothered to give a crap and the men who love them anyway."

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Wendy — Sat, 06 Sep 2008 20:54:34 -0000

Here's how that would have gone down in my abode:

(Craig): Why do you load the dishwasher this way, etc. etc.
(Wendy): You are so right. I will never again defile our home by loading the dishwasher. It is now your kingdom.
(Craig): Crap.

Re: The Dishwasher and the Jerkhole

Chris Ames — Fri, 29 Aug 2008 08:32:33 -0000

@Beth:

He is a gun-totin, politically conservative, vegetarian. Oh, who likes to rescue dogs and cats.

And he has wretched taste in music.

Re: The Dishwasher and the Jerkhole

Beth — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 14:35:33 -0000

Is Alvin conservative in his vegetarianism or in other ways? Me, I'm a vegetarian with vegan tendencies. Is that how Alvin is too? Or is he conservative politically or theologically, and he just happens to also be a vegetarian?

And I think this post proves that you are not a jerkhole. You just play one on tv.

Re: The Dishwasher and the Jerkhole

Chris F. — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 11:45:48 -0000

As an official evangelical non-Christian, I must admit that I have no idea what I'm "gonna love" there in Jason's post. Please elaborate, because I definitely enjoy perpetuating the "us versus them" aspect of my role. I do, however, have vague recollections of saying something similar to "you have been much more submissive lately" although I'm pretty sure it must have been in a somewhat different context than what Jason meant.

I'm breaking my self-imposed silence after two short days, since it's clear that you're never going to post again after reaching the pinnacle of blogging success with this dishwasher business.

Re: The Dishwasher and the Jerkhole

Chris Ames — Thu, 28 Aug 2008 10:19:13 -0000

Thanks Jason! Yeah she is irreplaceable to be sure.

Oh man, my non-Christian readers are gonna love that last bit LOL.

Re: The Dishwasher and the Jerkhole

Jason Elkins — Wed, 27 Aug 2008 22:20:20 -0000

Dewde-

I just read this post to my wife. We were laughing and 'awwww-ing' at the same places. Great stuff (especially the letter to the kids!).

I appreciate the guts it takes to share this with the world, and I commend you on your ability to see your flaws and apologize. Your wife sounds like a gem!

Last year, my wife and I were talking and I said "Honey, you have been much more submissive lately", and she said "well, you have been much better leader lately." Talk about a wake-up call.

Write on!
Jason
TransparentChristianMagazine.Com

Re: The Dishwasher and the Jerkhole

Chris F. — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 17:16:22 -0000

I'm officially boycotting this site until I see a new post. Please go manufacture some family drama and then write about it! My thoughts of dishwashers and maids have begun to grow unclean, so I think it's best that I move on...

Re: The Dishwasher and the Jerkhole

Chris Ames — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:14:35 -0000

Alternatively the person that wears the pants in the family should get a raise. Wouldn't that be you, Lisa?

Re: The Dishwasher and the Jerkhole

Lisa — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 16:04:10 -0000

Hey, Krogg... this Chris F. guy says you need to get a raise!!!

Re: The Dishwasher and the Jerkhole

Chris F. — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 15:55:10 -0000

You're not paying yours enough.

Re: The Dishwasher and the Jerkhole

Lisa — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 14:53:43 -0000

Maids don't load the dishwasher FYI...

Re: The Dishwasher and the Jerkhole

Chris F. — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 12:19:59 -0000

Yuppy maids... Hmmm. Is she French or Swedish? Problem solved, indeed!

Re: The Dishwasher and the Jerkhole

DreadedRafifi — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:54:45 -0000

Dewde, you could just hire a yuppy maid to load your yuppy dishwasher so you can stop having yuppy fights which lead you to yuppy introspection which you feel forced to blog on your yuppy site (nice banner by the way) giving you more time to do play Wii with your yuppy family. Problem solved.

Re: The Dishwasher and the Jerkhole

Chris Ames — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 11:03:07 -0000

LOLOL!!!!!

Re: The Dishwasher and the Jerkhole

Chris F. — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:57:58 -0000

Ok. Quit commenting on your own $#%@ blog and create another post that I can start trolling!

Re: The Dishwasher and the Jerkhole

Chris Ames — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:55:49 -0000

@Dividing:

Stop meriting my wrath, I'll stop mocking you.

Re: The Dishwasher and the Jerkhole

Chris Ames — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:53:38 -0000

@Chris F:

Ha!

Everything I said was sincere with the exception of this:

"And since my intentions were so noble, now that I think about it, she got what she had coming to her! Yeah! I should have spit in her face too while I was at it. And pooped on her Wii Balance Board!"

That bit was 100% pure, unadulterated, beautiful sarcasm.

Re: The Dishwasher and the Jerkhole

http://www.dividingbyzero.us/ — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:53:01 -0000

Chris F.:

It's inconceivable that Dewde would mock anyone. Just keep that in mind the next time he mocks you. :-)

Re: The Dishwasher and the Jerkhole

Chris F. — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:25:49 -0000

Dewde, I honestly can't tell if you're just mocking me. I'm getting slow in my old age.

Re: The Dishwasher and the Jerkhole

Lisa — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 10:02:14 -0000

Yes, Krogg I learned something... I learned that indeed men can load the diswasher too!!!!

Re: The Dishwasher and the Jerkhole

Dizzy — Tue, 26 Aug 2008 09:52:22 -0000

Foshizzle - all you dogs is crazy for lettin ur poodles drag you around the by da neck and making you all do dishes and crap! Just say "no to da ho".

"no to da ho!"
"no to da ho!"