DISQUS

The Husband Protocol: Me and My Freakish Uvula

  • John · 1 year ago
    I wish you had seesmic commenting on... because my reaction would have better described my feelings than just typing out this bland response...

    gross.
  • sue · 1 year ago
    reading this post was like driving by a car wreck...i wanted to look away, but the flashing lights (fantastic writing) kept reeling me in!
  • MattHardwick · 1 year ago
    Oh my, and pictures too!

    D:
  • dewde · 1 year ago
    LOL Thanks Sue!

    John, I can't do the Seesmic deal on my blog. I'm involved in other sites that attract a lot of attention from griefers on a routine basis. It wouldn't be pretty.

    Matt, but of course!
  • Chris F. · 1 year ago
    I just wish you and dewdette had the foresight to recognize the importance of this moment and taken photos in the beginning!
  • dewde · 1 year ago
    Me too!

    It was a lot scarier than I made it sound here. It kept slipping back down into my throat and causing me to gag, gasp, and sputter. I was drooling all over the place because I literally could not swallow without accidentally ingesting my uvula.

    But yeah, in hindsight pics would have rocked.
  • http://wendyschewonthis.blogsp · 1 year ago
    (I got here via don miller's blog)

    I have had this happen before. It is very freakish and scary. And please forgive me but I laughed out loud till I cried as you described you situation in the first few paragraphs.

    Glad eveythings o.k. now. What was the cause? The bug party? Did the ER folks get more specific?
  • dewde · 1 year ago
    @Wendy:

    Don rocks. Yeah they said it was just an infection. It appears that once it happens the first time it is likely to occur again and it has. I had to go to a clinic about 6 months later for the same thing. I caught it earlier so it wasn't as severe. Both times I had a cold with sore throat, so that is the first clue I need to be mindful.
  • John · 1 year ago
    YO, switch the side that the comments are on and the side that the info is on. This way I won't submit my own rant before realizing there are required fields that I never noticed.

    Beam me up scottie.
  • Mark · 1 year ago
    Freakish indeed! I found your blog though Human3rror's blog. Good read!
  • Miki · 1 year ago
    I have the best friends!!!