DISQUS

The Husband Protocol: Hiding My Shame

  • jared · 1 year ago
    love it haha! love my mac.. but don't get me started with the way apple employees will treat you in the store...
  • John Baughman · 1 year ago
    I love your idea for the sticker!

    @jared - Yeah, I was made to feel like I was totally clueless about Macs (I kind of was). And everytime I go in there, it's the same thing, although once they know I have a MBP, I'm put in some sort of Glee Club and feel really weird. The iPhone ownership is another realm all together.

    I love my Mac for what it offers me, the awesome video/audio tools, the compatability with the iWork tools, and the ability to do dev work in VS2008.

    And your wall... Italian plaster? I did that a couple of years ago in my kitchen. It took me WEEKS to get it done.
  • dewde · 1 year ago
    Nice, another MBP .Net developer. Good to meet you John. I did the plaster-work myself. Worked on it for a frickin week solid, but dude that was 8 years ago and it looks just as good today. Plus when a kid throws food on the walls you dont worry if it leaves a stain! love it.
  • Chris F. · 1 year ago
    Kids' food stains == instant fresco. Very italian.
  • John · 1 year ago
    Yes. That's exactly what I need to do... now to find the appropriate sticker...
  • Josh Stodola · 1 year ago
    I will NEVER be able to understand these Mactards who have nothing better to do than to run around high-fiving every Mac user they see. Oh my God, there's a Mac!

    When you buy a Mac, you somehow get automatically enrolled into a community of idiots. It's a computer, not a social movement, you ********. Apple does not sell ways of life!

    Covering up the Apple logo will help, but you might want to consider shaving your head and tatting a swastika on your cheek to get complete isolation from these ***clowns.

    Good luck!
  • http://www.dividingbyzero.us/ · 1 year ago
    "Mactard" - that's awesome. :-)

    Not sure about the current bunch of Mac nerds, but I've had a Mac on my desk since about 1985. (Zero Sr. even had a Lisa.) There was a time when finding someone who voluntarily used and liked Macintoshes was sort of like finding the only other person at the party that didn't treat you like a leper.

    Saying "I use a Mac" used to be a stigma, not a fashion statement. Now that it's a fashion statement, it's probably *still* a stigma.
  • Kindler Chase · 1 year ago
    I try not to take sides on the mac v. pc debate, but just had to post...

    "Mactard" = simply brilliant!
  • Josh Stodola · 1 year ago
    You know what, I think I would have rather you not published my comment than censored it. Yeah, it's your blog and you do what you want with it, but I deserve to know ahead of time if you're going to blatantly edit my message. Even an email saying "Sorry Josh I wasn't pleased with your language in the recent comment, but since it was overall worthwhile I censored it accordingly. Hope you don't mind." would have been awesome. Now I just completely violated.
  • dewde · 1 year ago
    @Josh - You are absolutely right and I was spectacularly wrong. It's common courtesy and I missed it. I intend to fully follow the protocol you outlined from now on.

    I'm sorry for not contacting you first, and asking what you prefer.
  • Josh Stodola · 1 year ago
    No problem!
  • John · 1 year ago
    He really is hiding his shame... and mine when we go for coffee.
    BTdubs, I told you it was a cult. =D

    long live windows mojave!

    does this count as trolling?